Brezhnev decides he needs a second phone line installed in his home office, so he calls the phone company to get it arranged. They advise that they can do it on a date that is five years into the future.

Brezhnev asks "Will that be in the morning or the afternoon?"

Phone company guy: "What does it matter, its five years away"

Brezhnev: "I have the plumber coming around that morning to fix the sink"